Christmas is the most stressful, expensive, emotionally draining time of the year, and that's bound to take a toll on peoples' sex life. But I think that the festive season doesn't have to be a minefield of navigating arguments with parents, buying overpriced last-minute gifts or telling 9 year old kid that Santa doesn't exist... I believe that introducing Christmas-themed role plays into a regular acts of penetrative copulation can add to a bedroom routine some much-needed zest.
Here is a list I have created of kinky Christmas-themed role play ideas to try out this season:
1.
Title: "The Naughty List"
Characters: Santa Claus, A girl
Details: Santa Claus: "Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!" You're on my naughty list and wont be receiving any presents this year...unless you do something nice for me...
2.
Title: "Mrs Claus gangbanged by Santa's Elves"
Characters: Mrs Claus, 2 or more Elves
Details: Greedy Mrs Claus gangbanged by Santa's helpers while he is away.
3.
Title: "The Naughty Elf on the shelf"
Characters: The Elf, A married couple
Details: The Naughty Elf on the shelf is a virgin and he is saving himself for a kinky couple in need of a third.
4.
Title: "The Gingerbread Man Sex."
Characters: A couple in a long term relationship.
Details: One of the partners lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex because she/he is being boring and lacking passion.
5.
Title: "How the cost-of-living crisis stole Christmas"
Characters: The flat owner, a married next door neighbour.
Details: The flat owner can't afford to turn the heating up this Christmas and asks the next door neighbour to cuddle together in bed. His/Her feeling of awkwardness generates enough energy to warm up the entire flat.
I hope that my festive role play ideas will make your Christmas magical.
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